Affiliates

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Wanna make some cash by promoting our web and email hosting services? Of course, you do! Who doesn't love a little extra dough in their pocket?
Join our affiliate program and you'll earn 5% commission on all web hosting and email hosting services purchased through your unique affiliate link. Plus, you'll get access to a bunch of promotional materials to help you spread the word.

Why Should You Join Our Affiliate Program?

5% comission

Money, money, money, baby! Earn 5% commission on every purchase made through your link. Cha-ching!

We remember who clicked

Your referral may not purchase straight away but is they come back within 3 months, we will know it;s your referral

Go wild

We envoaurge you to be creative!
Post your link and our logo anywhere you like to get new signups

Residual income

Our payments are based on products that are recurring.
That means your commissions are earnt based on the frequency our clients pay us

How to Get in on the Action

Sign up for our affiliate program by clicking the button below. Don't worry, it's painless, we promise! Once you're in, we'll send you your unique affiliate link. Share it with your peeps, post it on your blog, or tattoo it on your forehead. We won't judge! Sit back, relax, and watch the money roll in. We'll handle the rest.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up now and start earning that sweet, sweet cash! Sign Up for Our Affiliate Program

But read this first

Congratulations!

You have stumbled upon the most hilarious affiliate program in the web hosting industry! By signing up to our program, you agree to the following terms:

You will receive a commission of 5% on all recurring web hosting products sold through your affiliate link. Just remember, you're only getting 5%, so please don't quit your day job just yet!
Your commissions will be paid out 60 days after the sale is made. Why 60 days, you ask? Well, that's just how long it takes for us to laugh about the fact that we actually have to pay you.
You must have a minimum balance of $10 in order to withdraw your earnings. We know that might sound like a lot of money, but don't worry, we have faith in your comedic talents!
Speaking of comedic talents, we reserve the right to terminate your participation in our program at any time if we determine that your sense of humor is subpar. So please, no dad jokes!
By signing up for our affiliate program, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to our terms and conditions. You also agree to use your affiliate link for good, not evil. Seriously, don't be that guy who spams everyone with their affiliate link.
Payments are made via PayPal

So there you have it, folks! If you're ready to join the funniest affiliate program in town, sign up now and start earning those 5% commissions (eventually).

These terms are also available in our Terms Of Service (at the botttom) if you need to view again

If you have any questions (or funny jokes), don't hesitate to hit us up by clicking this colourful text right here.